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smack the duck

Dude, I need to smack the duck with you about something.
by LMaverick123 December 6, 2016
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florida duck

ducks that don’t like water ‘cause
“why isn’t that duck in water?”
‘cause
florida duck
sick of the water
by subtletee September 19, 2019
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Darkwing Duck

The Darkwing Duck finds its roots in the ole batwing. The stark differences are that the Darkwing Duck requires someone to apply black or brown face paint to their ballsack. In addition to grabbing each testicle and spreading your sack as far as it goes you quack like a duck as well.
John really wanted to go blackface for the corporate halloween party but knew it has been a fireable offense since 2009. He decided to instead give his marketing team the darkwing duck to lighten the mood.

“Man… Davis was wild last night. He told me I was more outside than an asshole on Christmas then gave me the Darkwing Duck on his way out to his car.
by Dead Man’s Delight November 17, 2022
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Daisy Duck

To throw shade and sass someone whilst asserting dominance and diva fabulousness like Daisy Duck. Can include leaving and making a dramatic scene to draw attention to oneself or exiting a relationship or conversation to prove a point
“She did what?! Daisy Duck the shit out of that!”
by JuliaFrancesca December 17, 2017
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Suffocating the Duck

When one is in the bath, then places a facecloth upon their asshole and farts. To collect ones internal fragrance. The noises of action replicates a the sound of a duck.
Aw man I walked in on my Mrs suffocating the Duck last night
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Fuck and duck

When someone has sex with another person but then after the experience avoids all contact with that person.
His dick was so small, he keeps texting me but i think i'm gonna pull a fuck and duck.
by toomuchsass November 22, 2015
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Duck master

Someone who has mastered the art of fucking.
Get naked and let the Duck Master show you how it’s done.
by Thedaveman000 February 12, 2018
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