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donkey from shrek

I'm draymond green and I'm a donkey from shrek
by Tj36@4 February 24, 2017
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Reverse Swamp Donkey

To "Reverse Swamp Donkey" is very similar to "Swamp Donkey," the only real difference is the gender roles. In a Reverse Swamp Donkey, a horny male gets a girl plastered, while the male stays sober, but pretends to be drunk. Once the girl is nearing blackout, the male takes her upstairs and has shameful sex with her.
"Dude, did you guys hear about Stuart? I guess he swamp donkeyed some girl last night."

"Bro, only chicks can swamp donkey."
"Then Stuart reverse swamp donkeyed her! That slimey sack of shit!"
by Sith Lords November 16, 2014
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donkey mud bath

Violent anal sex within the confines of a dirty bath tub. One that preferable has a drain clogged with pubic hair and old cum. As the water runs and fills the bath, it mixes with the excrements that spill from the newly stretched asshole, turning the water mud brown.
"She was a freak bro, we took a donkey mud bath on the first date!"
Alt..
"This she/he/it is dirtier than a donkey mud bath."
by Grandmas mothball September 2, 2017
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Donkey Dick Fingers

Humongous fingers the size of donkey dicks
Diana lost her virginity to Amer's donkey dick fingers
by PhD Prosperous Groats August 11, 2020
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Double Dutch donkey

A double Dutch donkey is a person who works non-stop, relentlessly working, without rest, aka “double Dutch” jump rope, all hooves all the time!
“I have been workin like a double dutch donkey. Cause if my husband gets fired , we better have a cushion”
by Lady sekhmet February 20, 2018
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Donkey from Shrek

the most un-secy thing Shrek will ever see, seeing him makes lash out in a violent rage.
DOANKEY (Donkey from Shrek) UR OOGLAY
by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 3, 2018
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donkey squanching quy

A stout ass chod who hangs his ass in the closet and Jacks it off till it cums in his face
Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!
by Krazy Quyliller November 6, 2017
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