Skip to main content

Texas Hold 'Em

While a male is fucking a female doggy style, preferably one with little (to no) anal sex experience, he quickly pulls out and slams his cock in her ass then holds on tight for as long as he can.
My girl never played poker before...so i taught her how to play Texas Hold 'Em
by Luke and Matt from Texas June 22, 2008
mugGet the Texas Hold 'Em mug.

Texas-Corn-on-the-Cob

This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.
Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.
by Robo January 3, 2005
mugGet the Texas-Corn-on-the-Cob mug.

Texas Drip drop

when your balls are dripping with sweat from the Texas heat
when ur outside in the texas heat and ur balls are sweating that is called a texas drip drop
by jorge vanegas September 15, 2010
mugGet the Texas Drip drop mug.

Texas Hammer Stick

When you are having sex with a girl and right before you cum you pull out, bust on her face, and then smack her in the head with your dick causing her to become unconscious.
Kyle: "So Jake, how did your night go?"
Jake: "Great i gave her the Texas Hammer Stick."
by Jonny Jimboy November 11, 2010
mugGet the Texas Hammer Stick mug.

texas hot love

This is when a rich texan oil baron demands his fiery oil drums be emptied all over some young ho..
"Hey baby come back to my place and let me pump empty my full oil drums and give you some oily texas hot love"

To which she replied. Why not cowboy! Yeee hah!
by tomchod June 26, 2008
mugGet the texas hot love mug.

Texas Belt Buckle

Pulling your nut sack over top of your penis out of pants to rest as a belt buckle. Leaving the penis still inside your pants only exposing the balls.
look at Dave’s Texas belt buckle!!! His nut sack is so tight it looks like it’s going to burst.
by S.Hoover August 20, 2019
mugGet the Texas Belt Buckle mug.

Texas Toilet Paper

A cow using it's tongue to lick your asshole clean.
I ran out of regular toilet paper, so I went to the field and received a texas toilet paper instead.
by SunDevilTank June 16, 2007
mugGet the Texas Toilet Paper mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email