Dumb Shit

The kind of shit you do on a daily basis that leads you to finding this definition in the first place. It usually involves an action that can be described as completely frivolous and fucking retarded, or to the common man, stupid shit. It can also be used to describe someone who is equally fucking retarded and needs confirmation that the party isn't starting at 6 AM when someone tells them it starts at 6:00. A better term to call someone in this case is "obtuse dunderfuck".

"Hey I'm gonna go out tonight and vandalize the school! Wanna come with me?"

"No fuckass, I'm not doing any dumb shit like that."

by inscrutable_Idiot August 16, 2019

Shit-tip

The term that is given to a legend. One cannot embody the full energy of the name Shit-tip without performing the dirtiest act known to man. The original Shit-tip is said to reside somewhere in rural Kentucky. He who must not be named coined the term Shit-tip after a pleasurable experience with a man. Also known as Stip, the true meaning of Shit-tip is just the tip with a little bit of shit.

Hey Shit-Tip, how did that large intestine feel?

by TaintBallGun October 27, 2019

and some mo shit

Colloquial phrase usually given when describing and putting extra emphasis any action that was done/observed/heard……

The hamper in the school gymnasium smelled like garlic, goat, “and some mo shit”!

by Sublime69! April 2, 2024

Shit-Brink

1.)Term used to discribe someone who is doing douche things and being an instigator or when someone tries to push you over the edge or try to make you aggravated enough to fight them

2.)When a person has to take a shit so bad they are on the verge of crapping their pants.

1) "so that little shit-brink jaykwon was tryin to fuck with my shit yesterday"

"you beat dat niggas ass?"

"hell yeah, i stomped the fuck out dat pussy ass nig"

2) "I was on a shit-brink during that whole test.
I swear if the bell didnt ring soon i was about do drop a douce on the teach's desk

by mitch canadian November 4, 2010

Zay Shit

"This word describes someone who alters their behavior, particularly around girls, in an attempt to appear tough or cool, but ends up behaving foolishly or teasing others. This individual may resort to physical aggression, name-calling, and making jokes that are not well-received, all while claiming it's in good humor."

Man Daniel was on some zay shit at the game today.

by Deesh777 May 8, 2024

Shit

The stuff that comes out of your anus

Johnny: I took a shit.
Jim: Ok

by Shittits2468 April 30, 2019

shit picky

when someone in a position of authority invokes the letter of the law versus the spirit of the law

Your honor I was doing 57 in a 55 when the officer pulled me over and wrote me for speeding. Call me crazy, but I think he was being just a little bit shit picky...

by jakesterinthehouse August 1, 2011