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Middle School

So you remember when you were in elementary school? Yeah, imagine that, but everyone male becomes a dickwad and the females become a group of hoes, welcome to middle school.

Middle School is the 2nd part of your student career (Elementary school being the 1st, or Kindergarten). Middle school is often where you go into more depth about topics you remember (or didn't remember) from elementary school, or you learn completely different topics like the Vietnam War and human reproduction (depending on which school you go). Middle school is much more difficult than elementary school, there are lots and lots of homework, unnecessary worksheets and pop quizzes, and a shit load of tests that can possibly completely ruin your grade at the end of the trimester. Not to mention all the 100-point projects and 1,000 word essays.

Social life in middle school is pretty awful, it's sort of like the innocent children of elementary school became total jackasses over the summer, which were later bombed by puberty. If you are the new kid during middle school, you will have a very fucking hard time, man. Choosing friends is a very risky and important task, you have to know whether you are befriending a nice, trustworthy friend or a lying, backstabbing asshat. The girls who you thought were cute and nice become chatty thots, essentially, getting a girlfriend/boyfriend during this time ain't easy, bud.
"I feel really bad for my little brother who is entering middle school"

"That poor bastard, he won't know what's gonna hit him..."
by Jacksomeguy May 17, 2017
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Great Bradfords Junior School

A primary school located in Braintree, Essex. This school is well known for fucking up their school lunches and play equipment. Most criminals were raised in this small primary school.
"Hey man, did you go to Great Bradfords Junior School?"

"Of course! That's how I'm in jail."
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Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.
When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..
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school

it is a place of physiological torture.
it is a mental prison where many people commit suicide
school is awsome
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Joy School

Hell, but worse. 5 mins recess and too much fucking homework.
Brad: How's your day been?
Brandon: Shit. I just came back from Joy School.
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School

A mix of learning essential life skills and going through hell.
Parent: How was your school day

Kid: Good

Kid's thoughts: Pls spare me
by SouthAlbatross8 January 26, 2021
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school

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