by Factsspitter334 April 23, 2022

Stray cats that roam the pærk and pee on the bake sale food. Have sex in public and reproduce more shit rats.
by Nicole & Lauren July 1, 2022

The kind of unusually soft, ass burning, wretched smelling shits that you get from eating too much sugary food.
by Garfibromyalgia December 13, 2023

by One5ve February 10, 2024

A name given to anyone who you disagree with. If their argument just doesn't make sense, they are a poop toucher. Popularized by the viral youtube hit 'The Bad Touch', a video of a man handling a warm bear shit. No, seriously, check it out- you wouldn't believe. Look for 'the bad touch bear poop'.
Person A: You hide behind your keyboard, oh it's so easy to be a big man over the internet.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.
by derandunimo March 12, 2011

Did you take your car to a dirt wash?
No, it just shit rain on my car yesterday.
Honey, you should clean the windows outside.
Naw, it's fine. You can barely see the dirt.
Ok, just wait until it shit rains on the windows.
No, it just shit rain on my car yesterday.
Honey, you should clean the windows outside.
Naw, it's fine. You can barely see the dirt.
Ok, just wait until it shit rains on the windows.
by sdklegend June 6, 2015

Erin "so how was the party at Neil's last night?"
Jackie "it was a total shit show. Only 6 other people showed up and there were two snacks"
Jackie "it was a total shit show. Only 6 other people showed up and there were two snacks"
by :(:am i ok:(: July 28, 2018
