your mom

the biggest thing ive ever seen how could it be so big i mean she is already died buy she is way to big to be human

your moms ass in a BLACK HOLE

by DickStick42 December 15, 2021

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Get the your mommug.

toot your gout

The simple action of getting ones penis erect in any way or form.

“You tried to make it work with her but she just couldn’t toot your gout?”

by Jaybonny April 26, 2024

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Get the toot your goutmug.

(related to, but different from, to save your sinking Titanic):

a) to be concerned, at any and all costs, about your political legacy once you leave political office, even if said legacy may be a negative one

b)to save your own political legacy, even it means caring somewhat less about the future of your political party

only G-d may know how to even try to save your Obamatanic , both definitions a) and b) in the case of President Obama in 2016

by Sexydimma December 11, 2016

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Get the to save your Obamatanicmug.

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.

Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.

by hehehehahahafunny November 25, 2020

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