Shit Rattled

To be drunk beyond one's conscious mind.

Holy fuck, am I ever shit rattled.

by hammertime15 May 2, 2010

Shit

The brown stuff that comes outa ya ass.

Dude did you take a *SHIT* Today?

by SHITTELLERRR February 8, 2018

Dry shit

Australian: The act of taking a fake toilet or unnecessarily long toilet break in order to avoid doing your share of the work.

Where's Kevin he hasn't done anything at all in last hour?
Nah he reaconed he was constipated!
Bull that fuckers just taking another "dry shit"

by anonymous September 1, 2025

Taking a 90s Shit

Taking a 90s shit without your smartphone, all alone. No scrolling. Just you, yourself and the bowl. It takes you back to a simpler time.

Damn I was just “taking a 90s shit” when I heard my phone ringing in the other room. What a buzzkill

by azelyn cooter head April 11, 2023

Shit Jousting

When two participants hold hands while lying down on their backs, with their legs in the air, so that their assholes are pointed at each other, and both participants projectile shit at each other.

My boy Chris and I are going Shit Jousting tonight!

by Ruckus Rawson July 8, 2022

Shit-taskit

when someone does something really bad and its just peer shit OR

when someone takes a really great shit

"WOW THAT IS REALLY SHIT... TASKTIT BRO OR
when someone takes a shit and they didnt flush and you see it you'd think to your self thats SHIT-TASKIT

by SHIT-TASKIT December 19, 2018

Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts

To be very doubtful or surprised to the highest degree

I’d be Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts if that kid wasn’t a TOL

by SwankBank June 7, 2018