When the consequences of you not taking this with the level of seriousness requires come for you... I will be there to either reap my reward or make things worse.
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you tell your crush you like them on april 11th or 12th!
(kiss em’ if you’re brave enough)
you tell your crush you like them on april 11th or 12th!
(kiss em’ if you’re brave enough)
“hey man, its april 11th”
“yeah?”
“i like you”
“ayy no way, i like you too!”
or
“its april 12th. you know what that means?”
“what?”
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“NO”
“do it.”
“yeah?”
“i like you”
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or
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“what?”
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“NO”
“do it.”
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