Hot water day

April 29th is hot water day! It is a day you spend appreciating your hot water.

‘Hey did you know today is Hot water day?’
‘Is it really?’
‘Yeah, its April 29th today. Would you like to spend hot water day with me?’
‘Sure i would love too’

by Cloud_Ash May 1, 2022

National Bitch Jack Ivers Day.

On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.

person 1- “yo whats today?”

person 2-“its may 2nd”

person 1-“yoooo!!! its national bitch jack ivers day”

person 2- “lets go fuck him up hes pussy”

to define this word, national bitch jack ivers day means jack ivers is pussy
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.

by pussyfairy May 2, 2022

Dababy appreciation day

May 10th the day he came out as an absolute barbaric man

Dababy appreciation day is cumming up bro.

by Country boy lia May 2, 2022

Act Dry Day

May 3rd is Act Dry Day. Become as dry as you possibly can to your friends or someone close you.

Chrysler: Why’s Bone acting so dry?
Jim: act dry day
Chrysler: k.

by Jiua1345 May 2, 2022

Act Dry Day

May 3rd is Act Dry Day. Act as dry as much as you can to your friends and close ones. Just as long as you represent your way of acting dry.

Chrysler: Why’s Bone acting so dry??
Jim: act dry day.

Chrysler: k.

by Jiua1345 May 2, 2022

t day

may 3rd. the day we celebrate t for all of her awesomeness and support

so facking cool

Today is May 3, IT IS T DAY!

by goofball - e May 2, 2022

spontaneous green day disorder

Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".

Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*

by lil biden May 2, 2022