The Old Shit Sprinkler

when someone is secret agent style clinging to the roof and get the case of the liquid shits and it sprays down on the people below

i was sneaking into 7 eleven and i accidentally gave the store worker the case of the old shit sprinkler

by marcydibbatome June 30, 2020

shit shaker

A raggedy ass car.

I'm bout ready to get rid of this shit shaker. I can't get no women driving this!

by LeAndrie Deal June 26, 2016

Shit Hive

A) When you get hives from being super stressed out.

B) An office full of 'busy" employess doing nothing but shitty work

C) Little itch red bumps that could be from wiping one's arse and getting it everywhere, then stressin out about that. You get Shit Hives.

A) I have no money for gas to get to work to make money, but I can't get gas unless I go to work. But I cant go to work because I have no gas money. To get money I need to go to work. I am going to break out in SHIT HIVES from this stressball!!!

B) Looks like everyone is busy, but they are just busy lookin busy! If you look busy, but do shit-all, then you work in a Shit Hive.

C) Be careful with the Toilet Paper, sometimes it rips, and you get shit on.

by KelsoMcBeaverEater June 12, 2010

Shit

Poop but cooler

Jake Paul is shit

by Cloked17 August 14, 2021

orange shit stain

The 45th and 47th president of the United States of America.

Still blows my mind 70 million people voted for this orange shit stain. Murica.

by meowkies April 28, 2025

The shit that he don't share

Illicit drugs that are people hoard,greedily, like it's the last drugs they will ever see again.

That must be some fire ass shit. He is stingy with it. That is the shit that he don't share!

by Vanessamaria November 29, 2020

Dingle Shit

That shit that stays on your anus even though it's halfway out.

Dude 1: Yo, just had the worst dingle shit!
Dude 2: Why would I care, asshole?

by Mettabrawn February 28, 2017