Punch Your Ticket

to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head.
don't Punch Your Ticket tonight bro
by coolpotatoe724 April 21, 2025
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A gift that is intended more for the giver than the receiver.

From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".
You got her a toolbox for her birthday?!? Kinda a bowling ball with your name on it.
by Mc1081SA August 29, 2021
mugGet the Bowling ball with your name on itmug.

Your mum

It a roast people use but a really old and boring one...
' Your mum is so fat she can't even see the screen when watching a movie, '
by Why_reading_this? March 27, 2019
mugGet the Your mummug.

just cool your jets

It means to just slow down, control your excitement (see hold your horses)
Just cool your jets, your order will be ready in an hour.
by Spirix August 10, 2014
mugGet the just cool your jetsmug.
february 25 is give a girl your hoodie day! just give a girl u like a hoodie
me: *gives hoodie to a girl*

her: why?

me: its give a girl your hoodie day!
by nogayjai February 20, 2020
mugGet the give a girl your hoodie daymug.

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