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missing shit

what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.
i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.
by Cody5050 November 23, 2020
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Shit

Another word for poo or used as a swear word
Man1:I took a shit in the toilet
Man2:Alright
Or
Man1:Fuck you,Shithead
Man2:Fuck you too
by BadMouth_47 February 1, 2022
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Shit freckles

Shit freckles; You know how some men when they go to strip clubs they like to put their nose right between the dancers butt-cheeks??…. Well he better hope that chick don’t sneeze!!!! Otherwise he will end up with “Shit-Freckles”
by Fatal-Attraction September 24, 2021
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Flippy Shit

To use an excessive amount of flips, destroyers and all round over the top moves during a conventional professional wrestling match
Will Ospreay vs Ricochet is one of the most well known “Flippy Shit” matches in history
by ForgottenSonYxB May 11, 2025
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shit

caca brown that comes out of the anus. also known as a loser or tool. shit monsters are also very common.
"My shit was very colorful yesterday!"
by crap poop October 31, 2009
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Shit Chip

When one watches a video on youtube of a natural birth by the river and points out the little shit chip left on the rock right below the little nigga that was just birthed.
See dat there... shit chip.
by bizdev6969 July 15, 2025
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shit la merde

An expression when things just aren't going right.
by Gmdp January 19, 2019
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