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Shit and Rally

To feel and act "lighter", more sprightly after a shit..
Me: "I feel like a gazelle since I dropped that deuce 10 minutes ago! Whooooo!"
Friend: "Man, you really "Shit and Rally", huh? All night you were moping around saying how flat you feel, and now you're all keen to party for hours!"
by Headcaver May 18, 2023
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orange shit stain

Still blows my mind 70 million people voted for this orange shit stain. Murica.
by meowkies April 28, 2025
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Shit Actress

A shit actress is amber heard. That abuse shit, this a shit actress people.
“Oh I just watched a johnny Depp movie way better then any movie that shit actress is in”
by Somewhatstrange May 10, 2022
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Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus
My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon
by Lasersword May 6, 2018
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bandit shit

A "Bandit Shit" is the act of using public toilet (e.g.: gas station or store) with absolutely no intention of buying goods or services from said store
That assshole just came in and bandit shit in our bathroom, and sprinted to his car.
by Deanerjeffrey June 10, 2018
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shit the bed eileen

Boss-" your fired."
Me-" well shit the bed Eileen."
by Mudslinger69 February 24, 2019
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Whale Shit

When you have a very big, diarrhea shit.
R{REDACTEDA}R whale shits on the rest of the stream
by Quick Raptor February 16, 2021
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