on my helen keller

someone who doesn't hear or see anything, usually meaning 'i wont snitch'

"is that somebody running from the cops?", "shit im on my helen keller!"

by pawtucketpoppy September 19, 2022

My talking to.

A cat innit

Ayyup iv been playing my talking To. innit fam

by Lil dziondz x vagos media on y July 18, 2021

My cat Jeffery

My best friend in the whole wide world. He is orange, chonky, and has huge eyes. He likes to listen to Twenty One Pilots and Lana Del Rey, his favorite songs are Oh Ms Believer and National Anthem

My cat Jeffery is a Josh dun fan girl

by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021

mow my lawn

every mexican has heard this

I need some beaners to mow my lawn

by NOGREENCARD? October 10, 2023

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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

Melting my cheese

When you are not doing anything but waiting for friends to join you.

I was melting my cheese in the living room hoping Jade would not be late.

by BlueGarnet January 2, 2020

My life

Is being deferred to other people over the thing I said on the internet that they didn't like and YOU ARE HELPING THAT PROCESS TAKE PLACE. So no it isn't anybodies choices.

Hym "You're stealing my life and if you don't give it back I'll murder your kids. I'm not doing anything differently and I'm not leaving until it's all back. This was stupid. I told you not do do it. I don't have to play along so you can salvage this into something other than the mistake that it was. I need this. You do not need this."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025