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Shit the Bed

When your working with clowns and one guy does something wrong you would say “ shit the bed “
Shit the bed I’m never touching a Radiator again!
by Night-crew December 15, 2021
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Lose a shit

The act of shitting yourself in a fit of extreme excitement or shock. Popularized by infamous cryptocurrency scammer Malone Lam, a 20 year old Miami resident who stole over $230M in Bitcoin on August 18, 2024.
Guy 1: *looking at Lam's crypto wallet* "That's probably 10 pretty pennies-"
Lam: "I'M GONNA LOSE A SHIT!"
by Degoa the Ham September 24, 2024
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Splenda shits

Major pressurized volcanic bowel movement as a result of injesting Splenda.
Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!

Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.

Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.
by J.R. 1 November 17, 2023
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Don't shit in someone else's toilet

A term used for those who plan on going abroad. Don't always assume that the laws over there will be the same as in your home country, they may be different and you could get caught out. It causes terrible anxiety to get arrested or go through a judicial process in another country so be careful. A good example is if you plan on flying a drone in another country. The laws may be different and the foreigners may get more irate over it than those in your own country.
Person 1: I might fly my drone over Paris when I go.
Person 2: French law may be different, be careful. Don't shit in someone else's toilet!
by LordJenal September 2, 2022
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The Shits

saying you have the shits is another way to say that you have diarrhea.
I can't eat Indian food. It gives me the shits.
by DefineThisUsername April 1, 2019
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Shit roller

Is normally somebody who can’t roll a fag for shit. Is normally new to smoking.
by SsTe June 1, 2019
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Shit

by FiveNights2161 October 17, 2018
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