You got a rock in your pocket?

A response used when someone includes you in their plans without asking, to which you would respond if the 'we' they are referring to is them and the rock in their pocket.

"Yeah, we're going to that concert tomorrow night"
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."

by Palumboss June 3, 2019

double knott your laces

A term used when entering a part of an estate know for peti theft.

"Jim you better double knott your laces here bro. Them tramps at number 16 will have them off you if you dont"

by wandering about August 14, 2018

Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.

In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.

by QuacksO January 6, 2022

Cunt your cunt

Cunt your cunt is a term or phrase used in multiple ways.
1. When someone’s cunty energy is matching yours.
2. When someone is being a ‘cunt’ (aka rude or disrespectful) in an attempt to negatively inflict your cunty energy.
3. When someone cuntifies their cunt (aka a vagazle)
4. Scissoring I guess.

1. When you was dancing with Debbie she was totally cunting your cunt!
2. That girl who was tryna fight you in the club was totally cunting your cunt
3. I’m going to the salon to cunt my cunt!
4. Great granny and Sheila from nextdoor cunted each others cunts last night!

(Cunt your cunt)

by Kceoibrya February 1, 2025

Putting Your Skirt On!

To be weak and stop drinking before all the fun is over.

I yelled at Andy for 'putting your skirt on!'. He was too tired to keep drinking today b/c he drank alcohol last night too.

by PrincessDi August 7, 2008

national send your girl nudes day

june 1st.

hey it’s national send your girl nudes day! hit her up with a spicy pic... with consent.

by ilikecock7492 May 31, 2021

your mom

A phrase most offen used by 12 year old boys to answer questions.
Has been used for deceniums now, and is still being used. ''Your mom'' is practicaly the worst answer you can get from someone

Friend: Who's that fat lady down there?
Me: Your mom

Friend: Where are we going?
Me: Your mom

by Colin SG. December 27, 2017