my Volkswagen

My most prized car
(I don’t own a Volkswagen)

Person 1 “My fricken car is so cool”
Person 2 “What kind”
Person 1 “Fricken my Volkswagen”
Person 2 “Oh shit”

by swag sam December 21, 2023

In my opinion

An excuse to be a dickhead.

In my opinion, you're kind of an ugly bitch LMAO

by alexxi lexie December 13, 2023

Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.

1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom

by Poppyseed Monkey February 07, 2025

Power napp my ass

When some one is saying to you that they are going to take a power napp but they sleep rest off the day

Boy: im gonna take a power napp so I can call you later okey

Girl: power napp my ass your gonna sleep the rest off the day

by Yegegwj January 11, 2022

be my bedtime

when u want to be someone's bestie but you're too scared to ask them.

Jim : be my bedtime?
Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime!!

by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 28, 2022

be my bedtime

when you want someone to be ur bestie but you're too scared to ask them.

Jim : be my bedtime?

Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime

by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 28, 2022

piss on my clit

An interjection synonymous to "Shit On My Dick!" yet uses opposite words.

Gamer 1: Yo I just scored 3 times in a row on you in Rocket League! *Scores fourth goal*
Gamer 2: Piss on my clit!

by NotThatInn0cent September 19, 2017