your mom

the person who i do every night.

Friend:WHERE WERE YOU WE WERE MENT TO HANGOUT TODAY WEVE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR A MONTH, YOU DISSAPOINT OF A CHILD WHY DID YOUR PARENTS DECIDE TO BIRTH YOU, YOU WASTE OF SEMEN. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU FREAK CHILD, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE ALREADY. AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING?!

Me:your mom

by yourmom69notclickbaitrealARF October 20, 2021

That time you brushed your teeth with soap

Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do

We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap

by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022

Your star

Your star is someone you look up To. The person you aspire to be someone you forever hope to be. Not exactly like then just as kind or maybe as mean as them.

Person 1: Caleb is so gentle he's my star<33

Person 2: Really he's your star? I think he should stand up for himself more like Abe ..

by Gtzaiw July 2, 2023

Carry your sword

The capability of chaos and slaughter, but the pride to keep it inside you.

"Carry your sword, always. Dark days will come when you must unsheath it"

by Undeadpilgrim9456 February 11, 2023

Your kind of help

When the consequences of you not taking this with the level of seriousness requires come for you... I will be there to either reap my reward or make things worse.

Hym "I don't need your kind of help and I'm not going to pretend you're not reading this. If I have to kill you kids over this I will. Whoever is telling you to ignore this does not care about their lives and you will regret listening to them."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2024

National ask your crush out day

Today is the day to shoot your shot.
Ask your crush out and it's okay if they regret you.

Oh man, I forgot, that november 15th is the national ask your crush out day and I forgot to ask my crush out

You: Hey (your crush)
Your crush: What’s up? :)
You: Wanna go out with me? It’s november 15th!
Your crush: Yes! But why on november 15th?
You: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!

by Dxsy November 15, 2020

post your gf day

on the 17th of april, post pictures of your girl so that other hoes can back the fuck off

"hey bro, how come you haven't posted your gf?! it's post your gf day!"

by nckfrrs April 17, 2023