dalgo dick

A very small unattractive penis usually the size of a baby carrot when erect.

"He had such a dalgo dick :("

by The sexiest girl alive May 14, 2016

Brandan’s dick

The SMALLEST thing you will ever see.

That dust molecule is as big as Brandan’s dick

by John Lismore February 23, 2024

Dick-Fil-A

Dick-Fil-A is when a man gets a chicken smell flavoring agent and barbecue sauce sprayed all over his dick and gets it sucked. This sexual act is named after a restaurant chain Chick-Fil-A.

Hey dude, my buddy over there just performed a Dick-Fil-A with some hot madame over there named Francis LaBoix?

by anonymous4chanfunkin December 14, 2024

Dick Whippins

An exclamatory phrase used when a situation is so bad, it seems as if it is equal to the feeling of the entire atmosphere whipping your dick, endlessly.

"Dick Whippins! (After some unfortunate incident has occured.)

by Artemiss4tune January 10, 2010

DICK SLINGER

A dude with self-confident attitude that causes him to know he is awesome at everything especially at slinging meat. Dick Slingers own their shit and know how to FUCK. A Dick slinger see’s himself as the alpha intelligent, confident and successful. Dick slingers are the man other men want to be!

WOW That guy is such a DICK Slinger!!!

by TheOffensiveCompany March 31, 2021

dick hole

eat ass

im a dick hole

by goooooooooooooooooooooooooose January 15, 2019

twizel dick

A person that has a zigzag shaped penis that thinks with his member rather than his brain and/or a who is an absolute complete clueless pure foolish ignorant assh**e of a person, usually a man but sometimes can be a woman.

Damn, Steven is such a twizel dick. He sent me Dick pics to try and prove he's better than my boyfriend when I told him I'm in a long term relationship.

by Mina Sakura February 19, 2017