Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).
It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022
Get the Can't have shit inmug. When you fail miserably, usually with style, on a given task. Most commonly used when you're given an advantage and/or something easy, and still manage to screw it up.
by Harry Pero Test Ease March 18, 2021
Get the shit the bedmug. Shit in'a tub "Basically Mexican fries shoe horned into a burger box..must be ordered in a Texan cowboy accent in all countries. It's fries ,chilli mince beef, taco sauce and grated cheese, tastes ten times better when your wasted.
Shit in'a tub :Upon entering your local chipper or diner..whateves, just shout from the door dismissing the line of customers waiting on their order ,and at the top of your voice shout..YEE HAW! SHIT I'NA TUB!!! BRUV...al the pal
by Al the pal. October 19, 2022
Get the Shit in'a tubmug. The courage needed to face or overcome an immediate obstacle. Almost always used in a negative connotation.
Cash: Guys, let's go. I'm tired and just wanna sleep.
Timmons: Bitch, you ain't got no shit in yo ass. We'll go when I SAY it's time.
Cash: Yes, master.
Timmons: Bitch, you ain't got no shit in yo ass. We'll go when I SAY it's time.
Cash: Yes, master.
by Legacy 09 July 27, 2010
Get the shit in yo assmug. Defecating when in the middle of a game match (especially multiplayer) where you sacrifice your desire to win for bowel release knowing full well you're AFK.
by MOZAMBITCH October 12, 2020
Get the Tactical Shitmug. *smoke clears*
I donno wattafuck jus hoppin'. But I ron't really care. Imma getta fuk outta heh'
Fukka dis shit Im out.
I donno wattafuck jus hoppin'. But I ron't really care. Imma getta fuk outta heh'
Fukka dis shit Im out.
by ThisSiteIsOlderThanMe March 7, 2016
Get the Fukka dis shit Im outmug. The act of weaving a penis into a pretzel shape then stretching said penis to the rectum via the gooch to coat it in faeces. Then as the penis unravels itself, the faeces is used as a projectile towards the others in the room. Often used in orgy situations.
by Pikaster December 21, 2018
Get the Shit Shurikenmug.