post your gf day

on the 17th of april, post pictures of your girl so that other hoes can back the fuck off

"hey bro, how come you haven't posted your gf?! it's post your gf day!"

by nckfrrs April 17, 2023

National JEGthePoet Day

October 14th is the day JEGthePoet released his first self-titled EP. We celebrate this day, where his career took off. We love you.

Person 1: Yo, have you heard? It’s National JEGthePoet day!
Person 2: THAT’S SICK!

by Slastar91 February 5, 2022

day traders

a job for hokers who are in a relationship

yo my wife is a day traders i only get her in the night and morning

by Okhighschooler March 10, 2021

National grab ass day

August 27 don’t get offended

Yo tomorrow is national grab ass day ima try to find mikayla

by Dawg20 August 26, 2019

National take a shower day

You have to take a shower every hour

Today is National Take A Shower Day go take a shore it’s 1:00 then take one at 2:00 then at 3:00 then at 4:00, etc

by DariEru September 2, 2021

International Awesomeness Day

International Awesomeness Day is celebrated on June 7. So if you were born on this day, you are officially awesome. To all those people who thought they could get away with being born on June 6, BYE FELISHA 🙃

It's my birthday today
Me: oh it's International Awesomeness Day. You're awesome
I know 👏

by Imsocool #lololol October 18, 2019

National Butcho Appreciation Day

This day is on January 5th, and it’s when you appreciate that one Butcho in your friend group. We all got one, so go appreciate them

Hey man it’s January 5th! National Butcho Appreciation Day!

Let’s gooooo!

by Aids of greatness January 5, 2021