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pick your spots

Advice to give someone who has put themselves in a frustrating, dangerous, or dire position.
"So you cheated on your wife, pick your spots, man."
by Cricket Owlndog November 3, 2020
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Give your gf your hoodie day

The 24th of august is national give your gf your hoodie day <3 this definition definitely wasn’t made by a girl that wants his hoodie….
Girl: GUESS WHAT

Guy: no1. What and no2. Calm it

GIRL: NO IM NOT CALMING IT ITS NATIONAL GIVE YOUR GF YOUR HOODIE DAY
Guy: alr then sounds reasonable

Girl: * forever happy*
by GIMME THAT HOODIE <3 August 17, 2022
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Flicking your clit

Just joking around.

Female version of “just busting your balls
No im not serious, im just flicking your clit
by EbSeb May 8, 2024
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Get your license upgraded

Euphemism for getting a girlfriend.

Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.
Dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.

What do you mean, I hardly drive.

No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.

Oh.
by Philosofickle Carlos June 11, 2011
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Sucking up your ass

Leanne's silly invention
Leanne: What's the phrase for teachers pet? Is it 'sucking up your ass?'
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said
by joshyyyyyyy8 August 25, 2022
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Eating from under your ass

A metaphore for saving money while physically suffering from cold, heat, hunger, pain, etc. while the end goal for saving money is not worth it.
This metaphore can also be used to describe the act of not wanting to buy a tool, gadget, etc. that would make the job significantly easier.
This metaphore cannot be applied to those that cannot afford to spend money. For example, a college student that eats a meal rejected by ethiopians just to save money for books, rent, etc.
"I don't use the AC (of the car) because it uses more gas. I could use that money to buy a coffee."
Here the person suffers from heat, just to have that small pleasure to drink a coffee.
So next time a person says anything of this sort, just say "Stop eating from under your ass".
Other examples of people that eat from under their ass:
- A person that has the possibility to go to the dentist in their own country, but chooses to suffer for months until he/she has time to go to another country for a more affordable dental care, even though this person can totally afford the dental care in his/her country.
- A person that does not want to use a heater to heat their bathroom, thus choosing to suffer from cold to save a bit on electricity, an electricity bill that they could afford to pay anyway.
- A truck driver that does not use any kind of GPS, because GPS is for pussies, thus choosing more hard ways to get to his destination. Finding his destination will require to look at physical maps, to ask people at gas stations and/or calling other people to ask for directions. All these actions may give the driver some level of stress.
- A guy that eats milk and cereal so he has money for gas to drive his 5th hand 2003 BMW M5 on the weekends, at the end week he doesn't even have money to buy a deodorant.
by LLamadan January 8, 2019
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oil your drumstick

When your friend can't say masturbate he says "oil your drumstick"
BigDaddy: So do you still oil your drumstick Frank?
Frank: Dude, just say masturbate.
by BrotherGeorge February 28, 2016
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