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I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU
Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.
by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022
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Come see my hairy armpits

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!
Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!
by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022
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A Token Of My Appreciation

1.) A token of appreciation is a small act of kindness that shows gratitude. In our everyday lives, receiving a thank you card from a friend for attending a wedding or helping them move is a small token of appreciation that highlights that your friend is thankful.

2.) An album released by musical artist Token Skylark.
I sent a Token of my Appreciation to my friends and family that made it to my baby shower!
by Okay Good June 15, 2022
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my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries
Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.
by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022
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my life

my life is death
by lamuel spaing June 15, 2022
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sweeped my towel

To pull someone's towel town and fill their ass with cream
Charlie sweeped my towel and now my ass hurts.
by Penissucker91 June 15, 2022
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MYs

Used to describe people who will never be free from clownery. A bunch of sleep-deprived clowns.
Waiting for nothing is MYs’ thing.”
by kminjeong June 16, 2022
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