matt lipari

held the title for the funniest person in the world for about 3 years

hey did you hear what she said? shes a total matt lipari

by auxferd October 29, 2023

Matt

A creature with absoluetly no brain, yet the fattest ass youve ever seen.

"Damn Matt's stupid as fuck but he's got cake"

by fonkymonke May 5, 2022

matt meyers

Ripped,strong,athletic,sexy,hot,has great hair,chick magnet

Girl1:Brooke are you dating Matt Meyers

Girl2: yes
Girl1:you are so lucky

by Fbdyjxtj November 29, 2016

Yes Matt

There is a 50/50 chance I can in fact demonstrate that God is possible. God you're dumb!

Hym "Yes Matt! I can! By putting a bullet in your head. If God exists... Putting a bullet in your head will prove that it exists! Immediately! Easy! Killing you either proves or disproves God immediately as a matter of absolute certainty. Doesn't prove it to me. But yes, I can falsify God. I solved the Jew-Riddle. I'm smart. You're dumb. That is why you don't challenge the greatest mind who has ever lived, Matt! Yes I can demonstrate the existence of God. We can do a global genocide and that will prove once and for all whether or not God is real. And ultimately we won't have to because the sun explodes."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

matt hurley

a fucking sexy beast

omg he's so sexy i wish he was matt hurley

by nickisacoolkid March 8, 2017

Matt

Matt looks like he would be an angel, smart, kind and funny. But in reality Matt is nothing but a devil, an egg some most call him, spilling his nasty opinions on everyone. The feeling of a being around a Matt is like when you get new boots for the first time but then fall face-first onto mud.

Friend 1: omg look at that bully kicking the teacher
Friend 2: oh he must be a Matt

by MattTheRottenEgg December 29, 2020

matt murkin

A really dopey twat who thinks he's a pulling machine but he's really not, he thinks he's the beez knees, he thinks it's Sunday on a Monday like the stupid prick he is.

Geoff-Is it a Friday or a Saturday, cause it feels like a Sunday
Hagrid-your a real matt murkin you know that??

by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017