When a man gets sucked off in a field and jizzes that much that a bit drips out the givers mouth and stains there shoe!
by Oooooosh October 27, 2012

by Floor pipe December 13, 2018

by DragonWrider October 3, 2020

online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes
by Sam 3333333 May 26, 2021

by The Real Kurayami January 7, 2025

by Zack's mom April 5, 2024

Code to represent the three most prominent sexualities. A person has one dress shoe if they are bisexual, two dress shoes if they are homosexual, and no dress shoes if they are straight.
OMG, that guy definitely has dress shoes.
I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.
I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.
by ISWEARIMNOTAHOMOSEXUAL May 8, 2021
