Slapping The Post Office

A eupherism for tripping on acid.

"Teneal's dad almost drove over some niggers, he must have been slapping the post office all night long"

by MrsDrSeuss October 28, 2011

Post nut ghosting

When you ghost the girl your fucking after you bust a nut because you got what you wanted and you don’t need her anymore

After we fucked he likes to play games like post nut ghosting me because the sex was that good

by shanemulveyloverxoxo69420 November 7, 2019

Post-Fartum Depression

When you fart really loud and good and you get depressed after it's over, (as defined by the show "Practical Jokers" on TruTV, Season 1, Episode 42)

I just had the most epic fart and now I have Post-Fartum Depression.

by Nunya Bid Ness November 20, 2018

Post Coital Tristesse

It’s when a human or an animal feels sad, depressed or just guilty efter sex

-Me and my boyfriend had sex yesterday and i just felt so sad and guilty afterwards
-oh that’s Post Coital Tristesse!

by ~The Original One~ April 23, 2019

post-blowjob desire

The feeling you get that makes you want to have sex right after a blowjob.

I had the post-blowjob desire to have sex right after my girlfriend sucked my cock.

by uaintmoil January 22, 2012

keep me posted

A phrase that girls use, mainly when talking to other girl friends. It's primary use is for when you are asking to be updated on the progress or plans of a situation. And girls use it. Just girls. Mostly girls are the user of this phrase. Girls. Eric? No. Girls. Not Angie though. She's not THAT much of an annoying girl.

With that definition in mind.... (hence):
-- "Okay, let's figure out these plans for sushi and the mall this week."
-- "Alright... keep me posted! :)"

by Angie!! December 24, 2008

post fuck you

the "fuck you" spoken after the initial physical retaliation

hater: "you fucking douchebag"
player: (bitch slaps the hater in the face) "post fuck you!"

by nuern December 13, 2009