Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.
Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!
by this_is_true February 13, 2018
Get the runner's whipmug. Can mean a car (just say a fucking car then) but a whip is something used to lash something or someone, typically leaving marks and welts, bruising may also occur
by That random brit July 10, 2023
Get the Whipmug. 1. When you get hit in the face with breasts
2.a term for females who are either super big fans of Indiana Jones or dominant females in a BDSM relationship. Seen as derogatory.
2.a term for females who are either super big fans of Indiana Jones or dominant females in a BDSM relationship. Seen as derogatory.
by Satan's Anal Beads June 3, 2015
Get the Tit Whipmug. When you go out to parties, bars, and clubs. Take pictures and when they are finally up on facebook you make sure to tell your friends that you cant be tagged in them because your girl will see that you went out, after you lied to her saying you were going to bed early.
by posiedan January 20, 2013
Get the whippedmug. 1. When your friend is fucking delusional over a man that looks like an alligator
2. Your friend slaps you out of delusion over the alligator man
2. Your friend slaps you out of delusion over the alligator man
by Kinky winky March 19, 2025
Get the Gator Whipmug. by Big Hustle June 2, 2018
Get the Whip Withdrawalsmug. Pussy whip is old news. To really keep a guy, you have to anal whip him. Show him you are the his soulmate by letting him stroke and murder that anus!!!
by Kissofcaprice November 4, 2017
Get the Anal Whipmug.