Wow, I didn’t know that a Noah would be so important to me to how he is now. Honestly, if u have ur “noah” never and I mean never let him go. Yes he can be a complete asshole but man he never fails to love someone. He puts himself before anything well most of the time when he is going through the hardest shit. He is like an angel but sometimes a devil, he is the best bf/ friend anyone could ever ask for. I can’t help but love my Noah. Even though there might be times where he can’t express his love, just know that Noah is one of a kind and he literally would die for u. Never lose ur noah ever!
by Veryniceperson101 September 29, 2023
The type of person whose dialog tree hasn’t been updated in the new patch and so talking to them only increases your playtime.
Player: What do you think about this sword I got?
Noah: that is a good sword
Player: what’s good about my sword?
Noah: well it’s a sword and it has colors and a pointed edge
Player: Well then what’s a bad sword?
Noah: Yes
Player: well I just wasted all of my time
Noah: that is a good sword
Player: what’s good about my sword?
Noah: well it’s a sword and it has colors and a pointed edge
Player: Well then what’s a bad sword?
Noah: Yes
Player: well I just wasted all of my time
by NPCEnergy July 22, 2022
Will fuck your mum and bang her faster than ur stepson could. He's got a big dick and is big brain without him u suck
by Your mother is nice1 October 19, 2021
by Noah Salden March 16, 2023
by therumpusstumpus April 19, 2021
by therumpusstumpus April 19, 2021
noah will love you then he won’t on and off until it finally breaks you. but you can never stop loving him
noah - i love you
2 days later
noah - i can’t be with you
2 weeks later
noah - i love you
and it goes on and on.
2 days later
noah - i can’t be with you
2 weeks later
noah - i love you
and it goes on and on.
by gigi2014 July 12, 2024