Huffer's law

Huff, huff, pass!

Don't be a Bogart with the paint thinner, pass that rag bro, Huffer's Law states that one shall give up the can and rag after two full breaths.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

Lyndi's Law

The observation made in 2014 by Lyndit that, given enough time, one's belongings of which there are multiple and the nature of such belonging is that it gets moved around between home, work, etc, will eventually accumulate into one's car. Lyndit predicted that this trend would continue for the foreseeable future.

Scott: Hey, do you know what happened to the hairbrush that was in the bathroom?
Ann: Yes... it's in my car.
Scott: Ah ha. Lyndi's Law strikes again.

by Tenacious E June 22, 2015

Vixens Law

An internet law that is defined as when someone uses and example in an argument that is too far removed from the possibility that it would ever happen

Person 1:Trillions of people know about AIDS
Person 2: There isnt a trillion people around
Person 1: What about a trillion aliens
Person 2: Vixens law

by FiftySix July 10, 2011

Cristy Law

Um why are you looking me up on urban dictionary? CREEP.

Cristy Law is pretty awesome. But if you're creepy enough to look her up, you should probably stay away from her.

by Pope Uban II January 7, 2013

Tard law

A Law passed to prevent a retard from harming, or confusing themselves any further.

That warning label on the blend and lawnmower was put there because of a tard law.

by MWJW September 28, 2008

un-laws

un-laws - defined as 'family' of ex significant others who may or may not sponge or look for undue support from non biological cohabitants

My homegirl said her ex stayed with her and his fam always asked her for money for lotto/bud and beer when she came in.They broke up and whenever her folks saw her they STILL hit her for space change. Upon careful introspection it appeared to me, she left and they became un-laws...

by Ismail Sabbah October 30, 2011

Günters Law

Günter's Law:
"If CNN reports something, that is evidence of the contrary"

"The CNN just reported Russia bombed civilians"

Günters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians

by Lampost88 April 19, 2022