Popeye's chicken sandwich

It is a sandwich that makes you act up

Gabe: Dude logan why are you so weird
Logan: I just ate a Popeye's chicken sandwich and now I'm acting up

by StoopidNurd March 8, 2022

vertical ham sandwich

A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.

"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is gonna be eaten right up"

by schh March 28, 2009

Mien kampf sandwich

When a rant is so incoherent and filled with so much hard to decipher speech that it sounds like they are chewing a sandwich

David: What the hell I come to work and the first thing that happens is Becky screaming at me I couldn’t even understand what she was saying

Tom: Sounds to me like she was chewing on a mien kampf sandwich

by Geiskahnawj December 7, 2019

Oreo Jizz Sandwich

The act of having sex and, at climax, the male getting two Oreo cookie sides, and putting his semen in between them, Then the girl proceeds to eat the Oreo Jizz sandwich. Putting the Oreo in the woman's vagina is optional.

''DUDE! My girlfriend just at my Oreo Jizz Sandwich!''
''RIGHTEOUS MAN!''

by Mongarrhea August 7, 2014

Ice Cream Sandwich

A cold treat made of two soft cookies and ice cream in the middle.
Many people have enjoyed the sweet treat over decades.
Not to be used as a sex word, perverts.

My mom and I made ice cream sandwiches together. They taste very good.

by Freya-Chan April 1, 2010

Beef sandwich

When the pussy is fucked sooo hard it looks like a beef sandwich

I gave Molly a beef sandwich

by Studfucker69 January 24, 2017

Earth Sandwich

When two people on opposite sides of the world put a piece of bread on the ground in unison. This act puts the Earth in the middle of a sandwich

Crack Smoker 1: yo dude if you finna put some bread on the ground and some ching chong in china do it too then yall make an earth sandwich?

Crack Smoker 2: yooooooooo

Crack Smoker 1: yooooooooo

by WasabiThumbs January 20, 2019