The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.
Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020
Get the Russian Crab Trapmug. when 2 white bald men aggressively have intercourse with each other and put tubes up each other’s asses while singing twinkle twinkle little star
marvin- hey you gonna go out with that fag later?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?
by WetRag May 17, 2022
Get the the russian congomug. Jane got so horny last night, I overheard her telling Ben to give her some Russian Nipples. I thought it was a drink but I was soo wrong.
by _SirHumble January 5, 2023
Get the Russian Nipplesmug. Where you beat your balls on your girlfriend throw her in the mud and ejaculate all over her face while she's covered in mud.
Jimmy was playing fortnite and his girlfriend was bothering him so he gave her a Russian raccoon to shut her up.
by Ghost and pringles December 2, 2018
Get the Russian raccoonmug. Squat down, put you hand behind you right leg and masturbate vigorously until you explode everywhere like a machine gun, ergo Russian gunner
Boy 1: " I tried the Russian gunner last night"
Boy 2: "Oh? What happened"
Boy 1: "I think I declared war"
Boy 2: "Oh? What happened"
Boy 1: "I think I declared war"
by ThePandaKing November 1, 2011
Get the The Russian Gunnermug. This is when the guy sticks his schlong in the girl's butt and then pulls out and screams "I love Vladimir Putin!"
by lover6969& April 15, 2020
Get the Russian Fudgemug. We are Babylonian but blind, blond, red haired. Better said subrace.
Eastern European countries not South.
Hungary and sometimes if you just born that way from one parent or random.
Eastern European countries not South.
Hungary and sometimes if you just born that way from one parent or random.
by Gonzalo555777 March 1, 2025
Get the The Russian Racemug.