Purple Dick Shift is usually driven by a kid who always thinks he can beat you at skate but fails every single time for a year straight. Their fetishes usually include Amputee's and Prego women. They supposedly get rated solid 8 out of 10's from girls on the internet. They are usually not right in the head. Their fathers really do not appreciate taking their paddle boats on a lake when they are not legally allowed in a house. And the father is mentally abusive. Their foe's generally include gingers, assholes, fresh kids, or anyone that tries to pork their smokin' hot sister.

"Dude, I want to fuck that girl."

"You'll die dude, thats Wess's Sister!!"

"Woah did you see that truck?, Yea i think that was the purple dick shift."

Purple Dick Shift by Eric and antony <333333 May 5, 2010

purple bitmoji

TITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE tite tite tite

omyghod!! did u see my crush's snap?? he got some small purple bitmoji :(

purple bitmoji by boo wrath July 22, 2020

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Purple Heart emoji

If there’s a Purple Heart emoji in your bio on Instagram it usually means said person is pregnant and doesn’t know the gender of the baby

Wow did you see Rebecca’s bio? It had a Purple Heart emoji in it ,I wonder what the baby’s gonna be.

Purple Heart emoji by Noface_ Santana February 27, 2019

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