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coney island cod fish

A condom that washes ashore on a beach
I put a coney island cod fish on before banging my step mom on the beach.
by Monto Juan April 18, 2018
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Islanders

A hockey team from Long Island, New York
Islanders have the best reverse retro jersey in all of the NHL.
They have a firm rivalry with the Devils and the Rangers
They pulled off the orange and blue better then the oilers
by peytoneATSGLITTERGLUE January 1, 2023
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The Island

A place of work that self-generates a delusional belief that it contributes much more to benefit the society at large than what it actually does. In fact, the company’s delusion can be so grand in some instances, that it actually believes it defines society through it’s own warped lens of the world!

These beliefs are perpetually broadcast to workers through a relentless stream of propaganda communications.

The Island has it’s own special language that one must learn and speak, yet this language has no meaning outside of the confines of the company. It also has invisible geographic boundaries where, once crossed, workers will change their behaviour and demeanour.

Its workers must be prepared to modify their sense of self to comply with company culture. Workers also get measured routinely on their beliefs, thoughts and values to ensure it meets the political idealism of the company - which is usually to preserve the wealth and status of the upper class, suppress and control middle classes and provide unreachable dreams and hope for lower class citizens.

Workers that are not compliant with their beliefs and thoughts are quickly marginalised and chastised by management and often labeled as a ‘bad egg’, or even by quasi-psychological management terms such as ‘rebellious child’. Most workers, however, passively comply and will shuffle along each week and perform their duties like clockwork. They then wonder, many years later, why they feel something is missing from their soul.
Example:

John: I saw a webcast today that our company has worked out the trap all of the worlds fresh drinkable water and control its flow across the world. Those poor farmers going through drought won’t suffer anymore. Isn’t that amazing?

Jenny: No…it’s not John…it’s fucken disgusting…it’s the evil work of the Island…are you fucken stupid mate!
by Towball August 31, 2014
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Island High

Island High: the mood you 're in to, while you re back in the city, everything sounds (and really is) annoying but doesn't really mind, cause all you think of is the island.
It is usually caused after short, but filling vacation under warm sun, sandy clothes and lots of booze.
The effect fades away day by day.
If the affection is still active after a good night sleep, you should pack and go back where you ve lost your mind.
Hey, he just took your spot in the queue!

Who? Where? Oh yeah, nevermind, i m still Island High
by cascade_cat October 4, 2011
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long island

the place where all the real bitches live. the best part about long island is on a late night when you are bored, you can go get some All American and drive all night on OP.
“Lawnguyland, New york

Long island is the best place to live. Represent!
by Lawn guy land November 16, 2019
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bunny island

What a woman/female refers to as going into her soft sheets, (made of bunny fur) and having ravenous intercourse
"Hey baby, take me to bunny island"
by Rhexxy99 September 18, 2017
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Shelter Island

A small island off of long island. Known to be “redneck” and very blue collar.
my friend got shot in the ass on shelter island cause he trespassed on some hags property
by shitterboy November 5, 2018
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