Shooting Around the Dark

Not to random Guess

Friend: So who committed arson?
Friend 2: It was Him
Friend 3: No it wasn't me dumbass
Me: Stop shooting around the dark, we aren't getting somewhere

by TheRealGeoBoy March 3, 2021

Dark biscuit

A newly defined sexual orientation of 2021.
Someone who identifies as dark biscuit gender is usually firmly straight, but would dunk into the bi-zone if the person was hot enough.

Adam: I was straight when I was with Eve, but I went full dark biscuit when I met Paul, he's a silver fox.

by Biscuits for dinner March 5, 2021

The Dark Lord

A stick figure created by Alan Becker to defeat The Chosen One. He got killed by The Second Coming. He's a really poggers guy and even has Twitter. His handle is @BandsOfVirus. Plus he's sexy too.

Gerald (based guy): Ya'll know who The Dark Lord is? I follow him on Twitter and so should you!

Jonny Silverdick (not based): No

by TheDarkLordLol March 8, 2021

Dark Anal

Dark Anal is when you shove your big cock into a womans baby forcing to go all the way through out the mouth into her moisty pussy

Guy: Hey do you wanna Dark Anal?
Girl: Fine, Go get the baby
Guy: Didn't it die from last time?

by KoenArpsHasAVeryMoistyPencil March 14, 2021

dark missionary

Very simply, missionary in the dark.

Sooo dark missionary tonight?
So you don't want to see my face, got it.

by Blahseph01 March 22, 2021

Dark Humor jokes

Idk what do put here but you if you know what that is then thats tuff.

dark humor jokes are like food, not everyone gets it.

by Hornyfuckerシ March 24, 2021

Dark Knighted

When your best pal blanks you for days on end without as much as a text, phone call or visit.

Fuck me Mike, he has Dark Knighted us once again! I’m not sure how much more of this shit I can take. I mean I’d like to say he has good reason but I know for a fact he is just fucking pussy

by Clown Turkerson March 27, 2021