Penis profiling

Like racial profiling, except one is sizing up a the size of a man's penis by the way he acts. In this case, race does not make a difference!

Big sister- Check out that cute guy at the end of the bar!

Lil sister- Yeah he's cute, but he's a cocky somebody!

Big sister- So what's that got to do with it?

Lil sister- That means he's probably got a little penis!

Big sister- Oh you're just penis profiling!

by KC, MFD & Big Sister T March 24, 2008

social penis

when a girl always hangs out with guys to the point that she is treated as one of the guys. a girl with a social penis will be 'one of the guys' when in a group, but is still considered fuckable material when hanging out with just one guy. she's the type of girl who's cool with crude humour and sexist comments and isn't afraid to add to the conversation.

that girl is always out with the guys. she has such a social penis.
the girl acts like such a guy. she has a social penis.

by twister no.2 June 8, 2012

penis liquor

when one sneaks their penis in your alcoholic beverage and whatches you drink it.

Keith: hey i watched my buddy drink penis liquor.
Drake: that disgusting!

by thomasonramj1 July 7, 2008

massive penis

Men has a foot long between their legs which is a
Massive penis

DAMN THATS A MASSIVE PENIS-

by YoumotherFAWKER August 7, 2021

Tank Penis

A tank penis is when a males girth is a bigger circumferences then the anus/vagina of a girl

DAYUM Man i heard that he ripped her with the tank penis

by Un_Burnt_Pretzal July 19, 2014

Harrison penis

A guy who has a 8+ inch penis

Damn that guy must be Harrison! Look at his dick! Man what a Harrison penis he has

by Whatbruh209 August 16, 2018

penis envy

A very funny random phrase to yell out during a quiet or tense moment. Best results when said quickly. The moment decides wether it sould be said loud or quiet.

-Now let us pray for this delicious turkey dinner...

- ...Penis envy (quietly)



- I told you to be home before dark. And you diliberatly disobeyed me. What do you have to say for yourself?

- PENIS ENVY! (loudly)

by A Friend of Ramous July 19, 2005