Abused Penis

A penis that has been abused. Mostly physical damage as mental damage is harder to spot.

You just hit my penis with a hammer. Now I have an abused Penis.

by PintMcPint January 1, 2012

pop a penis

To get really pissed off at someone.

Easy there Nick, no need to pop a penis.

by Bro Me March 7, 2011

Porn Penis

A penis shown in porn films. A penis that has shaved pubes around it. Many pornstars encountered with porn penises.

Dude: I got the pornstar trim. I have a porn penis now. My penis looks like those porn penises.
Dude #2: You’re weird.

by AntiCircumcisionMan April 2, 2020

Penis pusher

A term used to call someone who inverts their soft penis by pushing the tip inwards further inverting the shaft, visibly showing nothing but the testicles. (Most common use is in gaming)

*died in a video game*
Me: “That dude that just killed me honestly has such a small peen, definitely a penis pusher.”

by JuicyJoey July 8, 2020

massive penis

Men has a foot long between their legs which is a
Massive penis

DAMN THATS A MASSIVE PENIS-

by YoumotherFAWKER August 7, 2021

Penis Weeniser

Trademarked insult originating from the word weenis, which means "to imagaine." Therefore, a penis weeniser is one who thinks about penises all the time.

8===D what do u see on yer computer screen? That's nasty, you penis weeniser!

by SB September 13, 2004

penis envy

A very funny random phrase to yell out during a quiet or tense moment. Best results when said quickly. The moment decides wether it sould be said loud or quiet.

-Now let us pray for this delicious turkey dinner...

- ...Penis envy (quietly)



- I told you to be home before dark. And you diliberatly disobeyed me. What do you have to say for yourself?

- PENIS ENVY! (loudly)

by A Friend of Ramous July 19, 2005