Rim Job

When someone puts their Legs behind their head and someone licks it aggressively while jerking off and stroking their pubes fast and hard

Josh:who did you give a rim job?
Jason:that one hair fat crackhead homeless man with the tiny dick on his nipple
Josh:awesome dude can I join
Jason: his ass was very hairy and shitty

by Littleweinershit July 4, 2022

Rolls-Job

When one takes a Chrysler 300 and attempts to customize it's exterior in such a away that it looks like a more expensive car, often a Rols Royce.

Dude 1: Holy Crap! Look at that Rolls Royce!!!!

Dude 2: Its not a Rolls Royce. Just a Rolls-Job.

Dude 1: Oh. Why would someone go and do that?

Dude 2: Because Douchebgs need something to drive besides Hummers.

by Gingemonkeh August 5, 2010

Band job

When one using the tuck up method to hide his erection performs physical activity that causes the penis to reciprocate under the waistband enough to induce orgasm.

Hey, Scott, have you got any Q-tips? I just gave myself a band job on the track and have to clean out my belly button.

by Tucki April 12, 2014

Job Lock

The excuse a person will use to justify cutting their full-time job down to part-time in order to receive unearned tax payer money to help pay for their personal shit they could of paid for before cutting their hours.

Idiot:Obama said people with Job Lock will now be free from work to produce their dreams!!
Guy: Yeah but if you had the money to pursue your dreams you wouldn't be working full time.
Idiot: No. Obama says you can now cut back to part-time and receive money from the government to supplement your person shit!
Guy: That's fuckin stupid. You didn't earn that money and I got to pay for that!!?
Idiot: Don't you care about me and my dreams??
Guy: My dreams don't include paying for yours asshole.

by digital-Pimple February 8, 2014

Job Vulture

Someone who checks out the obituaries in the newspaper, looking for someone who recently died, who worked at a job that the job vulture wants. He then quickly sends in a resume, before the job opening is advertised, avoiding competition from other job-seekers.

Marlene: Wow, we got a resume for Bob's job, and he was just buried yesterday! We haven't even put out an ad yet!
Jan: Looks like a job vulture. I like his efficiency! Get him in here for an interview.

by The Doonster August 3, 2010

Jack Job

When you feel that someone is trying to screw you over,or you feel that something is off/not right.

“Damn,man.”....”I was supposed to have today off,now I have to work.”....”This is a Jack Job.”

by jimd8498 June 29, 2019

Jilly Job

The act of when one person inserts 2 fingers down a persons throat and carresses/fondels ones uvula

Dude that bitch went bullemic after i gave her a wicked jilly job last night

by Jeff Leboitz April 29, 2011