A sex act that is an elaboration on the houdini, where the male defecates upon the bed prior to performing said houdini. Then once the houdini is performed, the male forcibly shoves the female's face into the excrement, thus giving her the appearance of a swamp monster from the deep south.
I gave Shannon a mississippi swamp monster, she ate that shit up!
by dismal swamp August 22, 2009
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load bearing monster

A fantasy/sci-fi cliche, wherein the defeat of a given villain triggers the catastrophic destruction of its immediate environment, ie: the dungeon collapses, the planet explodes, the spacecraft implodes into the 37th dimension, etc.
Game Master: "The giant falls dead, but just as you think you're safe you feel the floor of the cavern begin to shake and rumble ominously."

Player: "Aw crap, he's a load bearing monster! Loot the body and run!"
by Feo2 February 4, 2009
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Monster Mac Slammed

Monster Mac Slammed is a fusion of three big macs together. By this process of fusion, you get a Monster Mac Slammed that is incredibly deadly. Putting three big macs together can be quite an experience. One may ask, "Can I just buy three big macs and eat them individually?" The answer is obviously yes; however, you will not get a Monster Mac Slammed experience. Monster Mac Slammed is equal to 1/4 of Chuck Norris round house kick. Except, in this case, this will be a deadly kick towards your heart.
Monster Mac Slammed is far too powerful for McDonald's to contain as a subset within the corporation.
by BenchMax345 March 5, 2009
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Monster Energy Drink

Monster is a drink that obiviously gives you energy.
This drink became so famous that scene/emo kids took it as their favorite energy drink and made a big deal of it by creating shirts, and making big paragraphs on their Myspace explaining how much they love Monster, and drinking Monster like water.

Come on, it's just an energy drink. Who gives a shit. No need to make a big deal of an enery drink!
*Looks at dumb girl's Myspace*

OmFGzzz lyk3 MoNst3r iZ s0o0 g00D! lIke I h@v3 Thr33 @ DaY aNd iM 3v3ntuaLLy gOnn@ d!3 oF @ HeaRt attacK, bUt iTz OkaII bKuZ iTz wH@T tH3 Sc3n3 k!dz/Em0z d0. ilY Monster Energy Drink <3333
by Ilkadizzzzuhl October 17, 2008
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loch ness monster

A gargantuan turd of epic proportions that is long enough to actually stick out of the water like the head of the 'real' loch ness monster. (Must be a solitary log-type poop)
"Babe, call the news...i've spotted the loch ness monster swimming in our toilet..."
by Poop-doggy-dog April 13, 2009
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Big Dick Monster

A man with an inhumanly large genital member. To qualify for this name you have these: 1.) A penis of 6 or more inches 2.) The thickness of a large cucumber, pickle, zuchini or some other green cylindrical vegetable 3.) A mass of veins (veinage) 4.) A wrinkly nutsack that claps against your thighs as you penetrate vagina

Once heard in the Project Pat song "Dis Bitch, Dat Hoe" feat. Ludacris
Girl 1: Hey Chanel!!! Did you and Kano get freaky last night?
Girl 2: OMFG!!! Yes we did, he's a fuckin animal...My walls stretched like 3 inches
Girl 1:....Dear god and everything that is holy....
Girl 2: Yes Kevin is a Big Dick Monster!!!
pause
Girl 1: Could fuck him or least hold his monstrosity in hands and stare at its beauty as if its a mythical beast
Girl 2: ....Bitch No!!! That dick got my smell on it, I marks my territory!
by Chanel(Kevins[kano] Boo) July 27, 2009
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Cock Hungry Monster

Any teenage boy who is always looking for some big tasty cock to eat. You can sometimes distinguish them buy just hearing there name, like, "nathan" or "dakari" "sometimes even "jake", "ryan", or a big one, "thom" Cock Hungry Monsters are not just limited to these names, there is a much wider variety of people and names even going into other races.
Some pick up lines include, "hey, whats up?" or "Hey, I gotta go to the bathroom, wanna come with me?" "Im hungry does someone have some cock to feed me?"
George: That cock hungry monster is always trying to fuck his twin brother.
Albert: Wow, that sounds pretty gay.
by hesafucker333 August 28, 2010
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