Master Period

A time in a womans monthly cycle where no plug, pill or man can stop the blood river from flowing.

My wife came home and i asked "Why so serious?", she said "Shut up man, i'm on a Master Period!"

by Beatsilver October 19, 2018

Master Race

People that masturbate to a computer they dont have or need

Master Race Member: Wow! look at this GPU and use of space, Ohhh! Im gonna cum!

by GotPawnedMaBoi October 23, 2018

master guardian

rank in cs-go

what's youre rank? My rank is master guardian

by StargX January 1, 2019

energy master

When someone passed out on acid

We all know who the energy master is

by Adizzz June 11, 2018

Spaff Master

Someone who is such a wanker, that they could be considered the president of wankers.

Dean, you’re such a Spaff Master.

by DangerMonk1854 June 11, 2018

Grand Handball Master

Only people of extreme excellence in the art of handball may have this prestigious rank. It is awarded to the experience, wise and the skillful. It takes sweat and blood and the dogging of your enemies and also comrades. This is the Grand hand Ball Master. If your after this rank it takes years of practice and effort. This is only for the skilled be ready if you think you a Grand Handball Master.

Oh my god is that saul the grand handball master. omg wtf geeez

by Fatrangabanga August 6, 2018

The Dog Master

One who has control over all female dogs within a 3.2 mile radius.

That dude is the dog master.

by Damien Wetzleshniltz February 18, 2019