Joe Mama

A random joke to tell your friend

Do u know someone named joe mama?

Friend: excuse me?
Me: JOE MAMA

by Bawston69 August 17, 2020

mama bomba

When your mom takes a huge shit and then complains it's your dad who made the smell.

Did you smell what mom did today? She did a mama bomba!

by SammySamster February 6, 2018

Zoo Wee Mama

When the police have you at gun point but shoot the black dude standing behind you

Me : *at gun point* look out a nigga's behind me
Police : *shoots the negro* Cheers my dude
Jerome : Zoo Wee Mama!

by Syanara October 26, 2019

Joe mama

The word "Joe mama" is created by a group of no life kids who stuck in 2016, mainly use as a trap when a person ask "who tf is joe". A word is still known to be as the worst joke in the modern year because it's fucking old now.

Maria: Sorry, i can't hang out with you today.
Some fucktard: Man your way worse than joe-
Maria: Joe mama now stfu you 2016 low life retard.

by unknown449 January 18, 2022

mama

This is the greatest person alive she gave birth to you and drives you nutz but she is someone that you will struggle without. she is amazing and gives great advice. she is the doctor of the house. some may call them boomers but they know more than you think!

mama can you pass the sauce

mama I love you

mama wheres my sweater?

by leeniebeanie100 May 9, 2020

Jour Mama

The french version of joe mama

jour mama is...

by Yud Hatulian The First February 5, 2020

Mama

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this m

by RYDO McShagger January 14, 2021