Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

by tradieaustralian July 9, 2018

dr kevin t bockelboy jr esquire md

A proctologist who regulates peoples dreams like freddy kruger bitch

dr kevin t bockelboy jr esquire md is a Gangster

by jonthan mar August 3, 2010

The Kevin Titus Special

The act of inserting a violin bow into your stinker (definition by Max Evans)

guy 1: im about to perform the Kevin titus special
guy 2: may I join?

by IeuansMum:SoHotItsNotEvenFunny November 27, 2021

Fortnite Kevin

A term used to describe an individual who stumbles their way through the treacherous terrain of Fortnite like a clumsy llama with two left hooves. A Fortnite Kevin is notorious for their astonishing ability to turn even the simplest tasks into epic fails, leaving their teammates questioning their life choices. This hapless character can often be found building their "forts" that look more like abstract art installations, and their aim? Let's just say they couldn't hit a pink flamingo with a water balloon.

The mere presence of a Fortnite Kevin in your squad is like signing up for a comedy show where you're the only one not laughing. Witnessing their constant mistimings and bewildering choices is a reminder that in the vast world of Fortnite, miracles may happen, but they're definitely not going to come from a Fortnite Kevin. So buckle up, fellow players, if you ever come across a Fortnite Kevin, prepare for unpredictable chaos that even the game's RNG gods could never have anticipated. May the storm guide you away, for you do not want to be caught in a battle alongside a Fortnite Kevin!

Man we lost 5 games in a row.

It’s not our fault though, we were playing with a Fortnite Kevin

by Boredinthehouse54 August 11, 2023

Kevin

Clapped

That bitch kevin is clapped

by Anonymous987654321987654321987 October 23, 2022

Kevin Cronads

Sodomizer of individuals who pose any level of threat

Remember that time DM fired? Boy was he given the Kevin Cronads...

by Mufgeefugger1 September 7, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is one of the nicest people you will ever meet and is superior in everything he does. He a great person to become friends with or even date and he'll love you forever dating or not. Kevin never gives up in anything he sets his mind on and cares for others before themself. He want others to feel more confident and always cracks a joke to lighten the mood. Kevin is much a fun person to be around and lots look up to them. Everyone has a Kevin in their life and no matter what he's always smiling. But sometimes getting on Kevin's bad side will transform him into someone else. He is strong and willing to do to win the fight. Overall, Kevin is a great and caring person and you shouldn't get on his bad side or he'll fuck your dumbass up.

Person 1: Hey Kevin you tryna smoke

Person 2: Kevin wouldn't smoke he's a bitch

Kevin: 'fucks them up'

by the best of the best AHHHHH November 20, 2023