Jizz

Not your thing

“That is so not my jizz”

by Jake2364 November 26, 2022

Type Jizz

Means the same thing as “type shit,” just a way of saying it without cussing.

Jeffrey: Yo bro I finally got hired at this place I been wanting to work at.
Friend: Type jizz.

by sweatyanddisgusting January 4, 2024

Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016

Jizz Dumpling

Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.

-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?

-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.

by IodineJupiter October 26, 2018

Jizz Everything

A game that consists of sticking another person to anything they wish. If you stick someones head to anything then it is considered a cum shot and you lose the game.

What are you playing? Jizz everything , wanna join?

by Mr. Poopypants12343 May 30, 2011

jizz

when a male homo sapien sees a female homo sapien, he gets a bit exited, and jizzes all over her.

I jizzed on your mom

by dasaggyballman9 June 4, 2024

Jizz-bag

To leave a used condom inside a person after sex resulting in a trip to A&E for it to be removed.

1. Dude I'm so tired, we were in A&E till 3.30 last night after I jizz-bagged this girl.

2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.

by The jizzbagger March 14, 2010