An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.
Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
by Freggsmash May 20, 2019
Get the Coming home from trumpet practice mug.A self-proclaimed “artist” whose rap career begins and ends in their bedroom. Usually got a DistroKid account and think uploading a track to Spotify makes them a verified rapper. No studio sessions, no producer links, no visuals — just phone voice memo recordings and delusion. The name comes from how they never leave the house to actually build their craft. Basically SoundCloud energy with zero outside motion.
Devin: “Ayy, you remember Keon from school?”
Andre: “Yeah, why?”
Devin: “Bruh’s a whole stay at home rapper now — recording on his iPhone and got ‘booking info’ in his bio.”
Andre: “LMAO that dude was always wild.”
Andre: “Yeah, why?”
Devin: “Bruh’s a whole stay at home rapper now — recording on his iPhone and got ‘booking info’ in his bio.”
Andre: “LMAO that dude was always wild.”
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Get the Home Skittle mug.Jim's timing is off. He should be hitting base hits. Instead, he hits Australian home runs.
"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"
No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?
"Hahaha, good one"
"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"
No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?
"Hahaha, good one"
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