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Lol hi, do your nuts hurt?

Lol hi, is a greeting most commonly followed by saying, do your nuts hurt.
It's formal and mostly used to greet somebody older than you.
Tom: Lol hi, do your nuts hurt?
Grandma: Always.
Tom:*gets a year older*
by Anal_eraser November 24, 2020
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Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk)

həmp-ɪŋ-e-dɛsk

Idiom/Verb (Informal)

1. Being so consumed with ones job (and/or studies) that one actually begins to develop romantic (and/or sexual) relations with their furniture.

*The phrase originated in the early 21st century during which time a friend was defending his recently reclusive behaviors to another friend. While describing and defending these behaviors, the defense articulated that he had been studying for his MCAT and consequently "humping his desk".
*The phrase should be used in similar context during which the "humper" wishes to place extreme emphasis on his level of work.

*This phrase is often followed by adverbs such as: relentlessly, dutifully, professionally, consistently, and furiously (less frequent).

*The phrase should never be followed my adverbs such as: cheerfully, enthusiastically, or happily. If this is the case, said "humper" is stating a counterintuitive argument and is most likely being untruthful in his claims.
*Desk Humping is never fun
Wendy: "Hey John, have you seen Peter lately?"

John: "No Ms. Wendy, that dude's been Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk) for weeks... Says he has some big project coming up"

Wendy: "Oh."
by sturgepurge93 February 28, 2018
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he get the drip from his walk

A non gay way of saying you got " sauce " or " you look good "
Tyson saw Lucas walking down the hall way flashing his ice on his wrist and said " he get the drip from his walk "
by Karolleee January 18, 2017
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put some respect on his name

to give respect to one’s memory
“tarzan sucks”
“hey. don’t talk about tarzan that way, put some respect on his name”
by ttimmie March 20, 2021
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saying someone has cheese down their back is another way of saying they’re a pedo
Bob:”have you seen that girl over there
Niki minaj:”yuh they defo have cheese down his/her/their back”
Bob:”wait it’s selena...”
Niki:”gotta keep an eye out for selena”
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Dangling from his neck carrots

When someone is so obsessed with someone that said person is a dangling carrot to them mixed with the person wanting to hang from their neck like a koala bear and be next to them at all times.
All those Beliebers are dangling from his neck carrots
by dontworrybeyonce October 3, 2014
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This is the day when you get to playfully slap the ass of your bestfriend of the opposite gender. That's where the his/her part comes from
Yo did you know tomorrow is national slap "his/her" ass day
by Jake Wall April 11, 2017
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