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HAM

Person 1: Bro I’m about to go HAM
Person 2: Home and masturbate?
Person 1: Hunt a Muslim bro
by DiabetesCleetus November 22, 2018
mugGet the HAMmug.

Ham slop

A term to describe children, or offspring
This Child was lost in the super market, (walking up to a distraught couple) Is this your Ham slop?
by Swooper166 January 23, 2021
mugGet the Ham slopmug.

Turkey Ham

Chicanoism. Also spelled as Toorki Xám.

Legend has it that no Anglo person can set eyes on this mystical foodstuff. Reports indicate that is either some kind of metaphysical homeostasis of both turkey and ham (i.e. just as Christ is 100% man and 100% god, so too is Turkey Ham 100% turkey and 100% ham) OR that it is turkey sliced into ham-steaks.

Those who have experienced Turkey Ham firsthand are known to fly into a rage when Anglos say they have no idea what Turkey Ham is.
Do you have any Turkey... Ham... Turkey Ham????

...what?
by sfmmxxii November 11, 2022
mugGet the Turkey Hammug.

ham hog eating wilda beast

Some one who comes on to you but is absolutely not for you ... usually lacks hygiene and or teeth and social skills.
Here come the ham hog eating wilda beast !

Run Dave run !
by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 8, 2022
mugGet the ham hog eating wilda beastmug.

Ham Sandwich

Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does

Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.
When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.
by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022
mugGet the Ham Sandwichmug.

juliet bra-ham

A girl that once lived in the palace and at a (very) young age she was kidnapped by a wolf. :'(She was living a nice life eating lots of ham.(she ate so much she blew up , legend has it that when Juliet blew up a cloud of smoke in the shape of a bra puffed above her and then rained hammmmmm wooh
Do you know Juliet bra-ham,oh yah I saw her blow up.:)
by meee mis ham May 20, 2022
mugGet the juliet bra-hammug.

Ham

by Thatonechickdej May 29, 2018
mugGet the Hammug.

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