hooded gerkin

A hero but not that kind of hero

Person: help someone is mugging me

Hooded Gerkin: I’m not that kind a hero

by Blacknasty April 27, 2019

Hood

A "Hood" (or "Bonnet" as they call it in the land of bad teeth) is something entirely unnecessary to cover your engine.

Often considered useful for aerodynamics, it actually just causes a lot of lift under the front of a car, and if you're not a pussy you make enough power to overcome the drag anyway.

Dude 1: Dude your hood flew off like 2 hours ago!

Dude 2: So? I'm still Gapping fools.

Officer: I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Dude: Yeah because if I don't have a hood someone is TOTALLY gonna die.

by Chargedm90 July 11, 2020

hood paradise

A desirable establishment that exists within a not-so-desirable location, usually a hood.

"Curly's new crib is a hood paradise. It's nice, clean and well-maintainted, the pool is sick, but bro has to listen to gunshots and ghetto birds all night long"

by Curly Manson March 20, 2025

robin hood

A furry with aimbot on his bow.

YOU FRICING ROBIN HOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by VaccumCobra24 May 3, 2022

hood fella

Noun
Used for when a white person grew up in the Hood
Adjective

White “Hood” Gangster

Jack is a hood fella after he drive by my grandma

by UrbanInsanity March 6, 2025

Hood Nefarion

Someone from the hood that acts nefarious, a thug.

Bob: Gosh, Troy has been acting like a hood nefarion recently

Troy: I'm bout to steal your shoes

by master(g)lock December 25, 2023

Hood Weeb

A term coined by weebs who are usually terminally online, like to doxx people and spread CSEM, to refer to themselves. Most of them only every watch shounen anime such as DBZ, One Piece and Boruto, and latest, Dandadan. And they tend to get mad at the slightest provocations, or even non-provocations. They like to spend most of their time online and usually don't have a job or a functioning family, hence their extremely volatile and unstable nature. And they always seem to have CSEM on hand.

Person: "I'm at my wits end.... like they're actively trying to dox everything. Hacking into one of my accounts and they are posting cp on it. They are trying to get my phone number, and they are trying to involve my other family members. Please anyone I beg you... help me"
Hood weeb: "Racist weebs when they have to fight hood weebs and not sensitive sheltered college grads." *Yamcha's death pose pic*

by PomuHub December 16, 2024