give her a poke

Give her a poke.
When someone sees a two hole that isn't the best looking but still bangable.

Me: hey sam would you hit that? Not sure if I would, she's got a bit of a head on her.
Sam: yeah, I'd give her a poke.

by Cuntthruster2016 November 24, 2017

I’ll give you my llama

One way to pick up Latino chics (or guys if ur gay) in bars

Also slang for I’ll give you my dick

“Como te llama?”
“Oh I’ll give you my llama

by BitchAs February 18, 2018

I’ll give you my llama

Something to say to a Latino chic

Slang for I’ll give u my penis

“Como te llama”
“Oh, i’ll give you my llama”

by BitchAs February 17, 2018

Give him a clock

when you give someone a clock it's just a matter of time till they get their wig split

did you hear what he said? he's been talking mad shit

yeah - someones gonna give him a clock he'll get his ass beat or wig split soon enough

by Superduperextra May 9, 2018

give a rat heroin

Easy peasy lemon squeezy. The easiest thing to do.

You wouldn't hurt him. You couldn't even give a rat heroin

by Ronanisasavage May 11, 2018

give yourself a q

A vine that a gay kid named Hector says

Hector : give yourself a q
Kid : shutup you gay faggot touch my computer one more time and I will beat the shit out of you

by roman reigns superman punch sp September 8, 2016

Give yourself 2

When your friend says something stupid and he loses in a verbal fight

Sagid: did you know that chickens lay eggs?
Me: give yourself 2 for dat

by Young metro don't trust you July 19, 2016