when sheep fly

when your idea is so dumb and unrealistic that it's ugly to look at

Peter: I will be a robot one day and fly to the center of the earth!
Ronald: Yeah sure.... when sheep fly.

by iamdaonetheone January 1, 2019

flying the friendly skies

having a perfectly chill high

"how are you doing man"
"im flying the friendly skies"

by Chorusgod September 5, 2017

Mexican flying saucer

A sex position where the man lays on his back and the woman starts facing the man, with the cock in her ass. Next, she rotates clockwise on his cock, while still in her ass, reciting the Mexican national anthem. Although it is not required, it is highly encouraged to use Taco Bell verde sauce as lubricant

Yo, last night Juanita and carlito did the Mexican flying saucer

by Phoine23 February 2, 2017

Piss fly fountain

Piss fly fountain. When you are at the urinal and the piss flies attack. You knock them down with a fierce piss fountain.

The piss flys were attacking like kamakazis, so I let loose with the piss fly fountain. ( notify anyone at adjacent urinals)

by Kronny February 5, 2017

Flying Fish Licker

Flying Fish Licker is an insult that is rare and can only be found by a southern folk, in a southern place. (It might be because they are a little nervous about their culture)

Susie joe: I didn’t mean to
Dylan: Get our of my house you flying fish licker piece of shit

(Aka piece of crap)

by WhyStayBlank January 24, 2020

Flying off the shitpile

When a lowlife person or group entity of people abandons one particular foul interest or behavior for one even worse, such as flies would abandon a mere pile of shit for a foul-smelling, bloated and rotted carcass.

"All of today's Republicans adore Donald Trump and want to become more and more like him every day, so they sure as hell ain't gonna be flying off the shitpile just for a moderate conservative like you!"

by red phillips May 14, 2020

Flying kangaroo kelly

When you wear spring shoes run through your house and dive into the air into a women in spread eagle position on the bed

“Yo I heard Brett flying kangaroo Kelly’d with Tegan!”
“Lucky ducky”

by Burkedadurke July 23, 2020