A long standing South African name for someone who is a gimp, a mong or generally someone who has considerably small genitals. Usually intellectually inept.
Look man you can do whatever you want, just don't be a Dylan.
Girls be weary, the Dylan usually has herpes and will dissapoint you sexually.
Girls be weary, the Dylan usually has herpes and will dissapoint you sexually.
by MarkyMark808 November 24, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. A person who is musty as shit from Canada, and ejaculates maple syrup, with a goofy ass last name that starts with S, like Swery
by ryanfontaineslikeslightskins November 9, 2022
Get the Dylan Smug. by hehpoop August 17, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan has a massive cock and is a type of person to pull all the bitches. He can be smart tho by not fucking strippers coz they have STD’S.
by JuicyLemons January 20, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. The guy who is fun to be around but can be annoying at times, often the one to crack a sex joke at the worst moment and yet make everybody laugh.
He is also the guy who does not give a shit about your reasoning for doing something, if he sees you do it, he will mock you to the ends of the earth.
He is also the guy who does not give a shit about your reasoning for doing something, if he sees you do it, he will mock you to the ends of the earth.
by Callsign_1 August 29, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. Joshua Dylan Thomas is a ugly person but very smart. Likes to use electronics and is good at them. He likes to play videogames but isn't the greatest at them. Girls tend to hate or not think he's a cool guy but once they know him they think he's funny and a interesting guy.
by Nnnnaaaaaaammmmmmmeeeeee123 November 11, 2017
Get the joshua dylan thomasmug. Dylan is the FUNNIEST person you'll ever meet. He has blue eyes and a GORGEOUS smile , even though he is kind of insecure about his smile cause he thinks his teeth are too yellow. . He is a very loving considering person yet not everyone can really see that because he kinda makes a first impression of an asshole.
He has the biggest heart in the world , and he just can't take any compliment seriously- he is too embarrassed and immediately makes a joke about it.
He LOVES girls of all kinds , and he isn't afraid to hit on any. You go Dylan!
He will be a very famous comedian one day , and you'll regret you didn't hook up with him when you had the chance .
He is a mommy boy , and even though he likes to smoke weed, he doesn't like WEARING WEED PANTS. He is horny 99% of the time.
If you wish to call Dylan, please say "your majesty.
Dylan is someone so fun to be with you want him around all the time ,
Problem is he is a very busy man .
Dylan is the best for sure.
He has the biggest heart in the world , and he just can't take any compliment seriously- he is too embarrassed and immediately makes a joke about it.
He LOVES girls of all kinds , and he isn't afraid to hit on any. You go Dylan!
He will be a very famous comedian one day , and you'll regret you didn't hook up with him when you had the chance .
He is a mommy boy , and even though he likes to smoke weed, he doesn't like WEARING WEED PANTS. He is horny 99% of the time.
If you wish to call Dylan, please say "your majesty.
Dylan is someone so fun to be with you want him around all the time ,
Problem is he is a very busy man .
Dylan is the best for sure.
Girl:" Hey Dylan!"
Dylan:"it's 'your majesty ' for you"
Girl:"sorry, your majesty, Dylan the great, I want to marry you "
Dylan:" sure you do , I am great at bed , you'd be satisfied for the rest of your life"
Dylan:"it's 'your majesty ' for you"
Girl:"sorry, your majesty, Dylan the great, I want to marry you "
Dylan:" sure you do , I am great at bed , you'd be satisfied for the rest of your life"
by Averyattractivemodel June 23, 2022
Get the Dylanmug.