by A_Person637 September 25, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. He is a kind and cute boy who will give his life to you. He has the cutest brown hair and the warmest brown eyes. He will be your friend. (Unless you piss him off) He is a bit clumsy but has an amazing sense of humour. Being a bit clueless make him adorable.
Look Dylan is my best friend!
by Thvgk November 6, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. Someone who proves over and over what an idiot they are while simultaneously telling the world how smart they are
Patrick: I know I signed paperwork saying I would pay $18,000 but this lawyer friend of mine said I didn't have to and he's almost as smart as I am so I believe him and I'm not paying and if you sue me you'll pay me!
Everyone: that's not how any of this works at all. Stop being such a Dylan
Everyone: that's not how any of this works at all. Stop being such a Dylan
by Daisy Flowers June 14, 2017
Get the Dylanmug. by iamasock123 May 4, 2017
Get the Dylan and Owenmug. Dylan Rogers is a great guy, He studies linguistics because he is one of those 'universalist' types who maintains a cool-guy composure to give some people a rock to lean on, He's great at Rugby, hits hard, has curly hair, yet has a certain unmovable quality to him that can get annoying to be honest, overall a cool guy who could tone down the cool-guy composure just a little bit and have faith in both himself and others to perform their role without him,
Dylan Rogers rugby-trucked me so hard I felt my teeth insult my Pineal Gland, the seat of creation, but nevertheless this a pretty cool guy who deserves love.
by Passionately.Empty1 March 24, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan’s are very strange people. Their favourite thing, and most likely fetish, is to be stabbed in the hand with the pen. Almost every Dylan you’ll ever meet, you’ll soon discover is a communist. Dylan’s are very high maintenance; it is required they slop around 1000 layers of gel onto their hair each day, in hope to attract a female. Dylan’s practice the art of ‘dead memes’ and their favourite words are ‘oof’ and ‘thot’. When a Dylan was asked to describe themselves in three words they said “toe sucking legend”. In conclusion, Dylan’s are absolute hoes, if you know a Dylan, or if you see one in the street, run.
by aah2003 April 16, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. 